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Blonde Cowboy
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The Sheriff in a small Texas town walks out in thestreet and sees a blonde cowboy coming down the walkwith nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun and hisboots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure. As heis locking him up, he asks"Why in the world are you dressed like this?"
The Cowboy says "Well it's like this Sheriff. I was inthe bar down the road and this pretty little red headasks me to go out to her motor home withher so I did.
We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me topull off my shirt so I did.
Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull offmy pants so I did.
Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull offmy shorts so I did.
Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexyand says, "Now go to town cowboy... "
And here I am.
Added: 2 years ago
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Category: Redneck Jokes
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Blonde Chick Commercial
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These people are setup to believe that they will be talking to a blonde chick.
Added: 2 years ago
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Dumb Blonde
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I know they say that blonde chicks tend to be dumb, but this one really proves it.
Added: 2 years ago
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Blonde Girl Flip
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Never trust a blonde chick with a stunt like this. I am not surprised if this girl broke her jaw, teeth, and nose.
Added: 2 years ago
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Category: Painful
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Confused Blonde
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Apparently a chicken is a bird, not an animal.
Added: 2 years ago
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Category: Funny
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Blonde Girls Need Queue Cards
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A funny commercial making fun of the adult film industry, all the blonde girls need queue cards.
Added: 2 years ago
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Category: Funny
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Blonde Star
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Ever hear of OnStar? Well this is Blonde Star for blonde girls.
Added: 1 years ago
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Category: Funny
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Orally Addicted Blonde
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She is very addicted.
Added: 1 years ago
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Category: Funny
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Blonde Painter
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A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch." A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."
Added: 1 years ago
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Category: General
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Blondes Have More Fun
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This girl didn't understand her text message. Look what she does, typical blonde.
Added: 1 years ago
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Category: Funny
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Blonde Painting
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One day a blonde comes out of the tanning salon. She wants to make some money so she goes to one of the rich neighborhoods. She rings the door
bell and says, "HI, is there anything I could do for your house or you???"
The man thinks and says, "Sure, can paint my porch. You will find
all the stuff in the garage."
The girl says, "O.K., How much will you pay me?"
The man says, "How much does fifty bucks sound?"
The blonde quickly agrees and get straight to work. The wife who had heard the conversation inside says,
"50 bucks, I hope she knows the porch goes all around the house!"
25 minutes later the girl knocks on the door and says, "O.K. I am done. Can I have my money now?" Surprised the man replies, "O.K. Let me get the money"
He comes back and the girl says as she is leaving, "By the way, it's a Ferrari, not a Porch!"
Added: 1 years ago
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How Blondes Print
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Added: 1 years ago
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Category: Random
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Jumping Blonde
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A blonde, brunette and a redhead run to the top of a burning building. Below, a few firefighters are holding a blanket telling the redhead to jump.
When the redhead jumps the firefighters snatch the blanket away and she hits the concrete.
When the firefighters ask the brunette to jump she jumps and again they pull the blanket away.
When the firefighters ask the blonde to jump she replies, "I don't trust you, so just put the blanket down and back away."
Added: 1 years ago
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Category: General
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Blonde crying
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A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out.
Her boss, concerned about his employee's well being, asks sympathetically, "What's the matter?"
The blonde replies, "Early this morning I got a phone call saying that my mother had passed away."
"I'm terribly sorry to hear that. Why don't you go home for the day... we aren't terribly busy. Just take the day off to relax and rest."
The blonde very calmly explains, "No, I'd be better off here. I need to keep my mind off it and I have the best chance of doing that here."
The boss agrees and allows the blonde to work as usual. "If you need anything, just let me know," he says.
A few hours pass and the boss decides to check on the blonde. He looks out over his office and sees the blonde crying hysterically. He rushes out to her, and asks, "Are you going to be okay? Is there anything I can do to help?"
"No," replies the blonde, "I just got a call from my sister, and she said that HER mom died too!"
Added: 1 years ago
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Blondes At CES 2007
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A few not so smart blondes talk about the newest products at CES 2007.
Added: 1 years ago
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A Blonde Goes On Who Wants To Be A Millionaire
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Regis: "Barbara, you've done very well so far - $500,000 and one lifeline left -- phone a friend.
The next question will give you the top prize of One Million dollars if you get it right ... but if you get it wrong you will drop back to $32,000 -- are you ready?"
Barbara: "Sure, I'll have a go!"
Regis: "Which of the following birds does not build it's own nest?
Is it........
A-Robin
B-Sparrow
C-Cuckoo
D-Thrush
Remember Barbara its worth 1 Million dollars."
"I think I know who it..but I'm not 100%...
No, I haven't got a clue. I'd like to phone a friend Regis, just to be sure.
Regis: "Yes, who, Barbara, do you want to phone?
Barbara: "I'll phone my friend Maggie back home in Birmingham."
(ringing)
Maggie (also a blonde): "Hello..."
Regis: "Hello Maggie, its Regis here from Who Wants to be a Millionaire-I have Barbara here and she is doing really well on $500,000, but needs your help to be a Million.
The next voice you hear will be Barbara's and she'll read you the question.
There are 4 possible answers and 1 correct answer and you have 30 seconds to answer -- fire away Barbara."
Barbara: "Maggie, which of the following birds does not build it's own nest? Is it:
A-Robin
B-Sparrow
C-Cuckoo
D-Thrush"
Maggie: "Oh Gees, Barbara that's simple.....It's a Cuckoo."
Barbara: "You think?"
Maggie: "I'm sure."
Barbara: " Thanks Maggie." (hangs up)
Regis: "Well, do you want to stick on $500,000 or play on for the Million, Barbara?"
Barbara: "I want to play, I'll go with C-Cuckoo"
Regis: "Is that your final answer?"
Barbara: "It is."
Regis: "Are you confident?"
Barbara: "Yes fairly, Maggie's a sound bet."
Regis: "Barbara.....you had $500,000 and you said C-Cuckoo ...you're right! - You have just won ONE MILLION DOLLARS.
Here is your check. You have been a great contestant and a real gambler. Audience please put your hands together for Barbara."
(clapping)
That night Barbara calls round to Maggie and brings her down to a local bar for a celebration drink and, as they are sipping their Champagne, Barbara turns to Maggie and asks "Tell me Maggie, How in God's name did you know that it was the Cuckoo that does not build its own nest?
Maggie: "Listen Barbara, everybody knows that a Cuckoo lives in a clock."
Added: 1 years ago
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Category: General
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Blonde Driving
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A blonde was swerving all over the road and driving very badly, so she got pulled over by a cop.
The cop walked up to her window and asked, "Miss, why are you driving so recklessly?"
The blonde said, "I'm sorry sir, but wherever I go, there's always a tree in front of me and I can't seem to get away from it!"
The cop looked at her and said, "Lady, that's your air freshener!"
Added: 1 years ago
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Cute Blonde In A Fast Car
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Just like the title says. She sure knows how to drive.
Added: 1 years ago
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Category: Cool
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A Blondes License Plate
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Added: 1 years ago
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Category: Random
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Caller Hits On Hot Blonde Hostess
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A caller calls into a gameshow and starts to hit on the hostess. I don't blame him, she is cute.
Added: 1 years ago
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Category: Funny
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