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90 matches found for the word 'sleep'
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Game
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Gung Ho
» Added on April 14 2007
You play boss in this "increase your productivity" game. Put your skills of observation to the test, and catch and shock the sleeper workers on your a
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Video
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Chuck Liddell Drunk During An Interview
» Added on March 23 2007
I am not sure if Chuck Liddel was high, or drunk during this interview. He was slurring, and falling asleep while he was talking.
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Joke
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Elementary My Dear Watson
» Added on February 28 2007
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and fall asleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes his faithful friend.
"Watson
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Joke
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One Side of a Phone Call between James Bond
» Added on February 24 2007
Comedy Central’s Alleged Humor
One Side of a Phone Call between James Bond and a Former Sexual Partner
Hallo? Is this Giganta? Giganta Loins
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Joke
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The 5 Questions Most Feared by Men
» Added on February 20 2007
1. What are you thinking about? 2. Do you love me? 3. Do I look fat in this? 4. Do you think she is prettier than me? 5. What would you do if I died?
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Joke
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Seminars For Men
» Added on February 20 2007
Once again the female staff will be offering courses to men of all marital status. Class size will be limited to 10 as course material may prove diffi
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Joke
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Krazy Homework Excuses
» Added on February 18 2007
Last night I got temporary amnesia and I totally forgot!
My older sister couldn't find her same homework from last year.
The dog did it for me, bu
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Joke
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How to Write a College Paper
» Added on February 09 2007
1. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well-lighted place with plenty of freshly sharpened pencils.
2. Check your email.
3. Read over the as
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Joke
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Potential and Reality
» Added on February 09 2007
A kid comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his father for help. "Dad, can you tell me the difference between potential and realit
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Joke
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The Christmas Elf Massacre
» Added on February 09 2007
Buy me a beer if you want the story told
Of why I moved down South from the frost and cold.
Why I’m knee deep in therapy, liquor, and pills.
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Joke
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Ferry Boy
» Added on February 02 2007
Every morning a man drives to the dock, and every morning the man takes the ferry to work. One morning, he wakes up, and has no electricity. He has no
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Joke
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Technically and Reality
» Added on February 01 2007
One day, a little boy asks his father what the difference is between 'technically' and 'reality.'
"Son, I won't tell you the dictionary definition in
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Joke
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Stupid pickup lines
» Added on January 24 2007
1. Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!
2. Just call me milk, I'll do your body good.
3. I may not
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Joke
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Jock vs Nerd
» Added on January 24 2007
Is it better to be a jock or a nerd?"
$ Michael Jordan having "retired," with $40 million in endorsements, he makes $178,100 a day, working or not.
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Joke
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Mid-Life Crisis
» Added on January 23 2007
Well, it's not a mid-life crisis, but here's how things worked out for me.
Married 25 years, took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 25 year
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Joke
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The Widow
» Added on January 23 2007
Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. So they loaded up Jack's
minivan and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in
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Joke
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Doing the washing
» Added on January 19 2007
A newly married couple returned to their house after being on honeymoon.
'Care to go upstairs and have a shag?' the husband asks.
`Sshhh ' said
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Joke
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Everything You Wanted to Know About
» Added on January 19 2007
What's the definition of a teenager?
God's punishment for enjoying sex.
Hear the slogan for the Stealth Condom?
They'll never see you coming.
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01/09/2008
