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199 matches found for the word 'bed'
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Electric Train
» Added on January 17 2007
A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She
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Sunday School
» Added on January 17 2007
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, '
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The Gambler
» Added on January 15 2007
During the Great Depression, there was a man who walked into a bar one day. He went up to the bartender and said, "Bartender, I'd like to buy the hous
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Winking Saler
» Added on January 14 2007
A man with a winking problem is applying for a position as a sales representative for a large firm. The interviewer looks over his papers and says, "T
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Good Friends
» Added on January 14 2007
Two couples were playing cards. Jeff accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed that
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Can't Cook
» Added on January 14 2007
A young couple, married just a couple of weeks, returns from their honeymoon to face the beginning of their new lives.
The next morning the husband
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Pros and Cons of Vampire Dating
» Added on January 14 2007
... Pros:
Long relationships
Allowed to stay out late
Easy weight loss
Centuries of experience
Immune to all venereal diseases
Always has am
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Orgasm Condition
» Added on January 13 2007
A man and a woman are riding next to each other in first class. The man sneezes and then starts screaming with extasy and pleasure.
A few minutes
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Cyanide Request
» Added on January 11 2007
A lady walked into a drugstore and told the pharmacist she needed some cyanide right away. The pharmacist naturally was concerned by such a request an
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Kicking Habit
» Added on January 11 2007
There was a little boy who lived on a farm. One morning when he got up from bed his mother told him he needed to start doing his chores around the far
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Putting it in
» Added on January 11 2007
A guy enters confessional and says to the priest with guilt, "I had an affair...almost."
The priest says, "What do you mean ’almost?’"
The guy
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Old Fingers
» Added on January 11 2007
An old man of 70 married a young girl of 18. When they got into bed the night after the wedding, he held up three fingers. "Oh honey", said the young
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Childrens Mind
» Added on January 11 2007
A first grade teacher collected well known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb and asked them to come up with the r
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Christmas prayer
» Added on January 10 2007
Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents the week before Christmas. At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their
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Atheist!
» Added on January 09 2007
A young woman teacher with obvious liberal tendencies explains to her class of small children that she is an atheist. She asks her class if they are a
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Shocking letter
» Added on January 06 2007
A mother enters her daughter's bedroom and sees a letter over the bed.With the worst premonition, she reads it, with trembling hands:
It is with grea
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Religious Johhny
» Added on January 05 2007
Little Johnny's dad was a farmer in a poor district of the country. One day his Uncle Andy came to visit. Since there were limited accommodations, he
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Lost Purse
» Added on January 03 2007
A lady lost her purse in a bustling department store. She searched everywhere she had visited, but just couldn't find it.
Finally, a little boy appro
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Confused Cheater
» Added on December 31 2006
This guy has no idea who he is in bed with.
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Should Have Used Tide
» Added on November 24 2006
When in bed with a woman, you should at least make sure that you can clean underwear. This guy blew his chance, watch and see why.
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09/02/2007
