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199 matches found for the word 'bed'
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Shower Habits
» Added on January 25 2007
HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN
Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.
Walk into bathroom wearing lo
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Girls night out
» Added on January 25 2007
Two women friends had gone for a "girls night out." They both were very faithful, loving wives... however, they had gotten a bit over enthusiastic on
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The Big Barbeque
» Added on January 25 2007
A man and his wife were working in their garden one day.
The man looks over at his wife and says: "Your butt is getting really big I mean really bi
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A True Story
» Added on January 25 2007
True story, I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my
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Chicken Surprise
» Added on January 25 2007
A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and order the"Chicken Surprise". The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot.
Just
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Stupid pickup lines
» Added on January 24 2007
1. Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!
2. Just call me milk, I'll do your body good.
3. I may not
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Ancient chinese torture
» Added on January 24 2007
A young man was lost wandering in a forest, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by an ancient Chinese man with a l
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Mid-Life Crisis
» Added on January 23 2007
Well, it's not a mid-life crisis, but here's how things worked out for me.
Married 25 years, took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 25 year
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Devoted wife
» Added on January 23 2007
A devoted wife had spent her lifetime taking care of her husband. Now he had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she stayed by
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Ways to Make Shopping More Interesting
» Added on January 23 2007
1. Get boxes of condoms & randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at 10 minute interva
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Booty To The Face
» Added on January 21 2007
A guy sneaks up on his gf whlie she is laying in bed, and gets a surprise.
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Tales From The Crypt
» Added on January 21 2007
A married couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other of the after life. The woman's biggest fear was that there w
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Drunk At Your Door
» Added on January 20 2007
A man is in bed with his wife when there is a knock on the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock -- it's half-past three in the morning.
"I'm
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Christmas Shopping
» Added on January 19 2007
A husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is heating up. But then the wife stops and says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you
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Surprise Package
» Added on January 19 2007
A man was drinking in a bar when he noticed this beautiful young lady sitting next to him. ''Hello there,'' says the man, ''and what is your name?''
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Shaky Arms Hotel
» Added on January 19 2007
A man and his wife check into a hotel. The husband wants to have a drink at the bar, but his wife is extremely tired so she decides to go on up to the
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3 Weddings
» Added on January 19 2007
Three sisters decided to get married on the same day to save their parents the expense of separate weddings. As a further step to reduce the price tag
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Cremate ME
» Added on January 18 2007
A businessman on his deathbed called his friend and said, "Bill, I want you to promise me that when I die you will have my remains cremated."
"And
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You are a Statue
» Added on January 18 2007
A woman and her lover are in bed together when hubbie comes home. The woman jumps up, shoves the guy in a corner of the bedroom, rubs him down in baby
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A Rope and Two Knots
» Added on January 18 2007
One day a young cowboy and cowgirl decided to get married. He was a man of the world. She was an innocent bride with no experience.
After the weddi
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