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199 matches found for the word 'bed'
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Hollywood Lessons
» Added on February 28 2007
It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts: your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one, dancin
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How Santa REALLY Knows
» Added on February 24 2007
You'd better watch out,
You'd better not cry,
You'd better not pout;
I'm telling you why.
Santa Claus is tapping
Your phone.
He's buggin
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I Think Santa Claus Is A Woman
» Added on February 24 2007
I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth, but I believe he's a she. Think about it. Christmas is a big, organized, warm, fuzzy, nurturing social deal,
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Joe and Wanda had a small apartment
» Added on February 23 2007
Joe and Wanda had a small apartment in the city and they decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their ten-year-old son
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In the Family Closet
» Added on February 23 2007
Just as mom walks though the door, little Jonny comes running over. He says "Mommy, Mommy. I was playing in daddy's closet and he can in with the lady
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Escape from the Institution
» Added on February 20 2007
Two guys are in mental instituition.
One guy says, “Hey, I know how we can break out of here!”
The second guy says, “Oh yeah, how?”
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The 5 Questions Most Feared by Men
» Added on February 20 2007
1. What are you thinking about? 2. Do you love me? 3. Do I look fat in this? 4. Do you think she is prettier than me? 5. What would you do if I died?
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Tales From The Shire
» Added on February 17 2007
Two hobbits walk into a bar where one of them picks up a barfly. They taker her to ta local motel; the first hobbit goes into the motel room while the
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Pilot and Co-Pilot
» Added on February 16 2007
A plane leaves Los Angeles airport under the control of a Jewish captain. His co-pilot is Chinese. It's the first time they've flown together and an a
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Stabbing In Public
» Added on February 16 2007
A jealous man stabs a guy in public. The people standing around just watch as the guy is stabbed non-stop.
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Little Johnnys Wish
» Added on February 15 2007
Little Johnny came home from school one day and went by his mom's room. The door was open, so he looked in and saw his mom lying on the bed naked moan
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Miracle Toddler Diet Guaranteed Results
» Added on February 13 2007
People are always on the lookout for a new diet. The trouble with most diets is that you don't get enough to eat (the starvation diet), you don't get
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Nickel Diming Johnny
» Added on February 11 2007
There was a little boy named Johnny who used to hang out at the local corner market. The owner didn't know what Johnny's problem was, but the boys wou
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A little boy wrote to Santa
» Added on February 10 2007
There was a young girl who loved to wear skirts everyday to school.
One day a boy asked her to climb the flag pole for a box of cookies.
She cli
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Rubbing Her The Right Way
» Added on February 09 2007
A few months after his parents were divorced, Little Johnny passed by his mom's bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, "I need a man, I nee
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The Christmas Elf Massacre
» Added on February 09 2007
Buy me a beer if you want the story told
Of why I moved down South from the frost and cold.
Why I’m knee deep in therapy, liquor, and pills.
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Hung Like a Horse
» Added on February 08 2007
There was a chicken and a horse playing together on a farm one day. The horse fell into a mudpit and yelled to the chicken to run to the house and get
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Hans Across Iraq
» Added on February 06 2007
Welcome to Iraq! It is so good of you and your Weapons Inspectors to visit my humble nation once again. My people are overjoyed to assist the totally
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I Like Monkeys
» Added on February 01 2007
The pet store was selling monkeys for five cents a piece. I thought this was odd since they were normally a couple thousand. I decided not to look a g
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Technically and Reality
» Added on February 01 2007
One day, a little boy asks his father what the difference is between 'technically' and 'reality.'
"Son, I won't tell you the dictionary definition in
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