Last Updated: Wednesday,03 December 2008
Added Today: 9 Videos / 3 Pictures / 6 Games
Advanced

Home Pictures Videos Games Jokes Soundboard Submit Login Newsletter Register


Home>>jokes >>Lawyer Jokes>>Improvements_in_Hell
   Categories
Home
General  (325)
   My Account
User ID :
Password :
 
Forgot Password ?
Click Here
Not Yet Register ?
Click Here
 
   Cool Stuff
Terrifyingly Horrible Ghost Jokes
Alternatives to Win95
Bedtime Football!
Beat me!
Stupid pickup lines
More Massively Kewl Knock Knock Jokes
Ten Husbands Still a Virgin
Better job
First lawyer!
Little Johnny Stands Up
Make us your start page
Bookmark us
Exbyte-Funny Videos
Funny Videos
Clip Junkie
Girl Fights
Wicked Tickets
   RSS Feeds
VideosSubscribe
PicsSubscribe
GamesSubscribe
   Link Exchange
    Exchange links with us
Joke
Improvements in Hell

An engineer died and ended up in Hell. He was not pleased with the level of comfort in Hell, and began to redesign and build improvements. After a while, they had toilets that flush, air conditioning, and escalators. Everyone grew very fond of him.

One day God called to Satan to mock him, "So, how's it going down there in Hell?"

Satan replied, "Hey, things are great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."

God was surprised, "What? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake. He should never have gotten down there in the first place. Send him back up here."

"No way," replied Satan. "I like having an engineer, and I'm keeping him."

God threatened, "Send him back up here now or I'll sue!"

Satan laughed and answered, "Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?"
  
 
: Improvements in Hell
: Unknown
: Jokes -> Lawyer Jokes
 
 
 
:
Best Better Good Poor Worst
 
:998

 
   Most Popular
A guy in a motorcycle race nearly falls off his bike, but manages to recover. Amazing.
05/24/2008
UFC heavyweight title fight between Randy Couture the defending champion and Brock Lesnar. Good fight.
11/17/2008
Instead of going to the tanning salon, these 2 hotties go tanning on the copy machine at work.
05/06/2008
A college couple is caught having sex in a bathroom. This guy was literally caught with his pants down. Cruel friends.
03/03/2008
05/16/2008
05/16/2008
A pretty good dart game.
01/04/2007
Defend your Tower.
12/23/2006
WeFresh
wefresh.com
School Fights
watchfightvideos.com
Fricken Funny Videos
frickenfunnyvideos.com
Freakshow Planet
freakshowplanet.com

 
View More
Random Videos
   User Choice             Newest Stuff Today
Popular Videos Videos (9)
Popular Pictures Pictures (3)
Fun Games Games (6)
Funny Jokes
Soundboards
 
   Latest Videos
This guy is way worse than Crazy Eddie ever was, it is Crazy Gideon the electronics nutjob.
12/03/2008
Who would have ever thought that John Rambo had such musical taste.
12/03/2008
This guy figured his girlfriend would puke maybe once from this prank, but instead she literally puked her brains out.
12/03/2008
Lazytown with a hip-hop, and rap kind of twist.
12/03/2008
Busty model Denise Milani posing in some very sexy black lingerie.
12/03/2008
Losing her top while bowling was probably not what she expected.
12/03/2008
Bench pressing her girlfriend is one way to build up that upper body. Two thumbs up.
12/03/2008
Drinking on a boat with college chicks is always a good time. Though this isn't the best girl on girl lapdance, it is still a good time.
12/03/2008
   Hot Links
Funny Pictures
Local hot singles
Infiniti G37
 
   Popular Searches
nipples
college
pleasure
massage
oil
 
 
   Popular Tags
isobel
photoshoot
lingerie
theron
bush
 
Copyright @ 2008 BuzzHumor.com Privacy Policy | Contact Us