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Reindeer Shorts

Which reindeer have the shortest legs ?
The smallest ones !
Where do you find reindeer ?
It depends on where you leave them !

What's the difference between a reindeer and a snowball?
They're both brown, except the snowball.

What do reindeer have that no other animals have ?
Baby reindeer !

What reindeer can jump higher than a house?
They all can! Houses can't jump!

Why don't Prancer and Dancer and the other reindeer overtake Rudolph?
Because they don't believe in passing the buck!

You don't see many reindeer in zoos, do you?
No. They can't afford the admission.

'Father Christmas has two reindeer. He calls one Edward and the other one Edward! I bet you can't tell me why he does that!'
'Oh, yes I can.' the elf said.
'Because tow 'Eds are better than one, of course!'

What's the name of the reindeer with three humps on its back?
Humphrey

And that black and blue reindeer?
Bruce.

What does Father Christmas call that three-legged reindeer?
Eileen.

What does Father Christmas call that reindeer with no eyes?
No-eyed-deer!

What does Father Christmas the reindeer with only one eye that's got no legs?
Still no-eye-deer.

What do you call the reindeer with cotton wool in his ears?
Call him anything you like - he won't hear you!

What do you call the reindeer with one eye higher than the other?
Isaiah!
  
 
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